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Название: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: Sochin от Март 07, 2007, 01:35:11 Here is a little script I wrote
You might want to parse the single quotes, But don't worry, be happy In SQL we have some trouble When you convert from string to double Don't worry, be happy...... Ain't got no space to run your trigger Truncate the log or make it bigger But don't worry, be happy The tran log says its in a state You may have to SHUTDOWN WITH NOWAIT Don't worry, be happy Ain't got no cache, ain't got no file Ain't took no backups for a while But don't worry be happy Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: Sterh от Март 07, 2007, 01:37:22 You wrote so beautiful! =)
I'm happy =)))))) Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: Sochin от Март 07, 2007, 01:40:51 In this forum we have some trouble
When you start new topic it's redouble Don't worry, be happy... Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: Sterh от Март 07, 2007, 01:44:11 Yes, my second (first) answer is appeared =/
But I'm happy =)) Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: grimgav от Март 07, 2007, 02:38:36 Пофиксено.
Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: mrdonuts от Март 07, 2007, 04:03:20 You wrote it once, so write it twice
Please do proceed, take my advice Don't worry. Be happy... Describe all things that you have done And what results were after you pressed RUN??? So don't worry. Be happy... Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: Sterh от Март 07, 2007, 04:10:59 You are poet! *clap one's hands*
=) Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: Sochin от Март 07, 2007, 04:12:13 over and over again:
Ain't got no cache, ain't got no file Ain't took no backups for a while But don't worry be happy Название: Re: Don't worry, ... be happy! (Ode to a dead database) Отправлено: mrdonuts от Март 07, 2007, 04:22:28 Your skills of writing scripts are fine
You are a real Programmer, can't deny Don't worry, be happy... Since now you've passed a test for pro You better use now 8-th Fox Pro And don't worry, be happy... You'll have your cash, you'll get your file But need a backup in a while :) So don't worry, be happy... |